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Check your six, mommy! In this absolutely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina suit up in tactical vests and announce a bold new YMH initiative: total-life preparedness. From flashlight stances to 10-second doorway scans, the leaders of the Mommy Militia learn how to navigate a world full of lurking threats, fire, danger, and of course… clowns. Shout out to Jason Fabus for the amazing sax intro (IG: @jasonfabus).
Tom and Christina show off an impressive array of emergency gear (machetes, trauma shears, MRE pizza with 5,000 calories, brass knuckles, and a foldable murder-credit-card), before the two dive into more safety guy Larry Betz safety lessons, some prime examples of black romance, horny James Joyce letters, trench foot, some horrible or hilarious clips, some TikTok's, and then addressing the loss of a truly stacked inspiration.
Stay safe. Stay ready. And never walk into a Chili’s without scanning the exits first.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 840
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Chapters
- Intro
- Farts & Safety
- Opening Clip: Restaurant Scan
- Clip: Safety Shaun
- More Safety Tips & The Perfect Neighbor
- Clip: Misgendered Meltdown
- Clip: Talk To The Butt
- James Joyce Love Letters
- Clip: Big Gay Clowns
- Madonna
- Clip: Headbutt Self Defense
- Horrible Or Hilarious
- Clip: Isolation Year
- RIP Mary Magdalene
- Clip: Pastor's Cool Advice For Women
- Fedsmoker Jr
- TikToks
- Final Safety Tips
- Closing Song - "She Got Tits" by Joseph and John Juarez
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