284 - Mannequin: On the Move
"Like a church dance at a laser quest." This week's most romantic movie is... Mannequin: On the Move. This film has everything: Sunglasses Scissors, ...
283 - When Harry Met Sally
"She put her hands in God's mouth." This week's most romantic movie is... When Harry Met Sally. This film has everything: Wagon wheel coffee tables, ...
282 - Spirited
"Holy shit, is this Christmas Carol, John Wick?" This week’s most romantic movie is... Spirited. This movie has everything: Monthly Showers, Dolly ge...
281 - Wicked: For Good
"I hope she's got a lot of lotion or another sex cardigan." This week's most romantic movie is... Wicked: For Good. This film has everything: Technic...
280 - Wicked
“Bitch, I am the Wizard” This week’s most romantic movie is… Wicked. This film has everything: A flying squirrel playing drums, A master in chaos the...
279 - Die Hard
“The sexiest thing a man can wear is a properly fitting apology.” This week’s most romantic movie is… Die Hard. This film has everything: The world’s...
278 - A Merry Little Ex-Mas
“ We’re Americans and consumerism is our God. ” This week’s most romantic movie is… A Merry Little Ex-Mas. This film has everything: Ungrateful littl...
277 - Our Little Secret
“This movie was written by child GPT.” This week’s hottest movie is… Our Little Secret. This film has everything: Idiots building business plans, A l...
276 - Penelope
“The swine intervention.” This week’s hottest movie is… Penelope. This film has everything: intimate corkscrew logistics, Bacon ads at the worst time...
275 - The Wrong Paris
“Oh, look, it’s the trash-ass apple again.” This week’s hottest movie is... The Wrong Paris. This film has everything: sexy shirtless land barons, a ...