324 - Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
“We all fucked each other and now it's weird.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Elvira: Mistress of the Dark. This film has everything: infant smo...
323 - Once Bitten
“We fed it buttons until it shit a suit.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Once Bitten. This film has everything: A toothy debriefing, first-class...
322 - The Witches of Eastwick
“I don't know if she can actually play cello, but I do believe she had sex with it.”This week’s most romantic movie is... The Witches of Eastwick. Thi...
321 - Mrs. Winterbourne
“My mother's maiden name is LeBaron, and when my friend found that out, he called me Chrysler for three years.”This week’s most romantic movie is... M...
320 - The Rocketeer
“He can't have a dick made of magic and money.”This week’s most romantic movie is... The Rocketeer. This film has everything: Handsaw helmet engineeri...
319 - Rock-a-Doodle
“If you think teeth are bad on nursing, try a beak.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Rock a Doodle. This film has everything: Lisa Frank vomit sp...
318 - Labyrinth
"What's Bowie gonna do with that baby"This week's most romantic movie is... Labyrinth. This film has everything: environmental fart math, size-magic p...
317 - Sing Street
"Your crucifixion maxing, bro.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Sing Street. This film has everything: celestial class warfare, postmortem party ...
316 - Legend
“I guess I'll just die then”This week’s most romantic movie is... Legend. This film has everything: combustible studios, darkness wrecking balls, And ...
315 - Something Wild
“This man is not analog. He's rich.”This week’s most romantic movie is... Something Wild. This film has everything: mandatory funeral serenades, letha...